80 year old man :Â Â Â My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?
Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG… The lion drops dead!
Old man : That’s impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.
Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!
Yeah… getting home earlier, is a privilege… something that does not happen often…
LOL…
Tired leh… fell asleep while watching 败犬女郎… zzz…
Somehow, I just feel like going home today…
Somehow, I just don’t want to go town today…
Somehow, I just want to stone…
Maybe… I should start?
At least, complete something?
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Ate at this duno-what place at Orchard Central. Jap food. Oh yeah. Tonkatsu. Pork stuff. LOL…
OK la, the pork was quite ok. The cold ramen… erm.. failed my qc… the sushi, ok ok so-so…
The best was… eating someone’s 豆腅 wahahah! Duhz…
Then came the nozzle discussion, then suddenly tummy, then suddenly padding came in… then… what a guy and a girl, guy big tummy, girl pregnant, who should we give up the seat for, etc… wahliew….
Totally crappy. LOL!
Really lor. 1 word.
SIAO.
Wahhaah…
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Yes… I really should start… let me start…
“Don’t marry the girl you love. Marry the girl who loves you…”
Wahseyy… see la… taxi drivers just like to talk to me. Somehow.
This time, this taxi driver waited until minyan got off, then started to talk. Best… Maybe, some things are best not said in front of girls? LOL… First thing he asked was… “gf? colleage?”. Next one: “married?”. Then started his quote of the night.
“Don’t marry the girl you love. Marry the girl who loves you…”
He said it with so much force, you can feel that he is regreting his earlier choice.
Then he started giving an analogy…
“Let’s say, you love a girl. She smokes, she drinks, she gambles. You don’t like all these, but because you like this girl, you tolerate. You å¿. You tahan. Then you both get married. Because you love her.”
“And then, one fine day, you both quarrel. You bring up this topic. You complain. You think she will do anything? She will just say, ‘you already know I am like that last time what?!'”
“And let’s say there’s another girl. She smokes, she drinks, she gambles. You don’t like all these, and so, you talk to her. What will she do? She will stop smoking, stop drinking, stop gambling. Why? Because she loves you.”
“What if you love her, and she loves you too?” I said.
He continued, “there’s no such thing in this world that’s 50-50. One party is bound to love the other more. Take a look at siblings. Brothers and sisters. Parents are bound to love a particular one more than others. I have 3 dogs. All female. I like all of them. But there’s one that I like most.”
“Oh” was all I could managed.
Then he went on to talk about his regrets… about himself marrying the girl he loved…and that he knew there’s a girl that loved him last time, but he did not really care much…
“But how you know that the girl loves you?” I asked.
“You will know…” was all he said…
Chim…
Then he went on about IR, etc… and I have reached home. Oooo…
See la… vivid narration leh, even though I edited some dialogues, minus here, plus there. But the essence is there! Get the important point!
Not bad hor, take taxi also can learn…
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Got a sad news yesterday. One wedding. 5 years’ relationship. Down the drain. Just like that…
A negative demostration of the above. The girl loved the guy so much. The guy gave up on her…
I just realised leh…
Actually, I already realised la.. just that I never really say it out. LOL…
I tend to fell asleep watching miotv.
WTH…
Last night, I was watching some movie. Fell asleep. This morning, I was watching some movie. Fell asleep. This afternoon, I was watching some drama. Fell asleep.
WTH…
Ok… important thing. SLEEP. LOL.
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Did absolutely nothing much today! Read a few procedures, edited lots, and still editing. Zzz…
Still.. I hate documentation.
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Conversation with boss’ boss on Friday:
“Got girlfriend?”
“No.”
“Last time got?”
“No.”
“Wahlao why don’t have?”
“How I know?”
“Go chase la!”
“They don’t gimme chance leh.”
“Wahahha!”
THE END
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Can I say, “no one”?
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Cold… warm… cold… warm…
No wonder I am becoming sick.
Whatever.
Lk… tolerance is the key… tolerance…
But then, you tolerate people, doesn’t mean, people will tolerate you. But that’s their problem? No! It’s my problem too.
Ok ok. I better stop, or else this is getting complicated.
Sleeping will be a better alternative.
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Suddenly, had an IDEA. But then… I just don’t feel like writing out this IDEA…
Yes, it’s WRONG… to spend money.
Just now, I went to queensway alone. Bought shoes, bag, and 2 cans of tennis balls.
Yes, it’s WRONG… in my definition. LOL…
Oh well.
Hmmm…
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I looked at my table. I saw lots of bottles. Opps.
Last time, and occasionally, I use Adidas. A few months ago, I bought Fantasia (Silky for Men). Recently, I bought “Of a Man” from Body Shop, and a few days ago, I had a “Weekend” from Burberry.
What’s next? Hugo? LOL.
Dotz…
“Weekend” (the perfume, not the day) has a nice nice powdery fragrance. “Of a Man” has a light, citrus fragrance. Fantasia has quite a sweet fragrance, and Adidas, depending on which one.
Really, I am playing with smells. WAHAHA!
