{"id":6482,"date":"2010-04-23T13:27:05","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T05:27:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?p=6482"},"modified":"2010-04-23T13:27:05","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T05:27:05","slug":"haha-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?p=6482","title":{"rendered":"Haha Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

80 year old man :\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor?<\/p>\n

Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG… The lion drops dead!<\/p>\n

Old man : That’s impossible; someone else must have shot the lion.<\/p>\n

Doctor : MY POINT EXACTLY!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

80 year old man :\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor? Doctor : Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6482"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6482"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6482\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6484,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6482\/revisions\/6484"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6482"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6482"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6482"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}