{"id":5171,"date":"2009-02-15T20:13:42","date_gmt":"2009-02-15T12:13:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?1824"},"modified":"2009-02-15T20:13:42","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T12:13:42","slug":"wahh-its-too-late-for-valentines-wahahha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?p=5171","title":{"rendered":"Wahh&#8230; It&#039;s too late&#8230; for valentine&#039;s? Wahahha!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kBKQqQj67tc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/p>\n<p>Wahahah!!! Listen to the whole thing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wahahah!!! Listen to the whole thing!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5171"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}