{"id":5026,"date":"2008-04-14T13:21:50","date_gmt":"2008-04-14T05:21:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?1679"},"modified":"2008-04-14T13:21:50","modified_gmt":"2008-04-14T05:21:50","slug":"funny-thought","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?p=5026","title":{"rendered":"Funny Thought&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Latte, Mocha, Espresso!!!!<\/p>\n<p>New method to play scissors paper stone? Lol. It&#039;s possible. <\/p>\n<p>Then suddenly, I remember a song that I will not be able to sing, with my current back condition.<\/p>\n<p>I think everyone will remember the song&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><em>&quot;head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes&#8230;&quot;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Arghh!!! How the hell I am going to touch my toes?!<\/p>\n<p>Crapp&#8230;<\/p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Latte, Mocha, Espresso!!!! New method to play scissors paper stone? Lol. It&#039;s possible. Then suddenly, I remember a song that I will not be able to sing, with my current back condition. I think everyone will remember the song&#8230; &quot;head, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/?p=5026\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5026"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5026\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5026"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5026"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/belief.hazelcafe.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5026"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}